So something happened to me last week that I think most people can relate to.
I was sitting at my computer doing work, my brain practically turning to mush. So I decided to take a break, stretch my legs and go to the bathroom. You know when your mind is kind of on autopilot? Where you walk to the bathroom and walk into a stall without thinking about it?
Well I did that....
And as I sat on the toilet I happened to glance at the person's shoes in the stall next to me.
The person's shoes were brown, leather and suspiciously mannish....
Oh crap!! I'm in the men's bathroom.
A quick mental calculation and I realized I have no clue how I went to the wrong bathroom.
Was I on crack? I must have been.
But then I glanced to the right on the stall door and saw the sanitary napkin box.
And a quick glance through the stall door showed the tampon dispenser.
So...... I had to have been in the women's bathroom.
Now who was that person next to me? Was it a guy?
Cause wow.....that would have been funny.
So I exit the stall and wait by the sink to see who would emerge.
And it was A GIRL!!!
What kind of girl wears man shoes when you can wear perfectly good stilletos?!?!?!?
Ah, Jimmy Choo.... I love you.
Because some people would rather be comfortable than stand on a three inch twig all day. Not that they have to be man shoes...but praising stilletos might swing the pendulum a little too far the other way. Find a happy medium. Or...I say we all go barefoot.
ReplyDeletebarefoot is always good
ReplyDeletehahaha that's hilarious...
ReplyDeleteI know that moment of panic well.
You wonder if it's you... hope it's them, but assume no matter what it will be embarrassing.