So something happened to me last week that I think most people can relate to.
I was sitting at my computer doing work, my brain practically turning to mush. So I decided to take a break, stretch my legs and go to the bathroom. You know when your mind is kind of on autopilot? Where you walk to the bathroom and walk into a stall without thinking about it?
Well I did that....
And as I sat on the toilet I happened to glance at the person's shoes in the stall next to me.
The person's shoes were brown, leather and suspiciously mannish....
Oh crap!! I'm in the men's bathroom.
A quick mental calculation and I realized I have no clue how I went to the wrong bathroom.
Was I on crack? I must have been.
But then I glanced to the right on the stall door and saw the sanitary napkin box.
And a quick glance through the stall door showed the tampon dispenser.
So...... I had to have been in the women's bathroom.
Now who was that person next to me? Was it a guy?
Cause wow.....that would have been funny.
So I exit the stall and wait by the sink to see who would emerge.
And it was A GIRL!!!
What kind of girl wears man shoes when you can wear perfectly good stilletos?!?!?!?
Ah, Jimmy Choo.... I love you.