Contrary to popular belief sometimes I do actually do work while I'm at work.
Just not today. Or yesterday.... or the day before that.
We moved our whole department to the basement and I sort of feel like Milton from Office Space mumbling about my red swingline stapler. I already do the TPS reports (seriously, they are) so I'm just waiting for my boss to come up to me and say
"Mmmm yeah..... I'm gonna need to you come in on Saturday...."